The Visit

I'm gonna be seeing it tomorrow and WILL post a review and my thoughts. I have high hopes, legendary director M. Night Shamalon(?) better deliver, because say what you want about him but his past few movies after 6th Sense weren't very good or were mediocre depending on how cynical you are. 

And ugggghhhhh for the hermits who don't know about the movie The Visit(don't take offense joking plz don't kill me) it's about a brotha and sista who meet their grandparents for the first time and spend time on their farm. Now any smart person would be like that's fucking stupid and what kid hasn't met their grandparents at least once but it's actually because the mom had a huge falling out with them(her parents) when she was young and they never spoke since. And the grandparents are weirdos. They don't allow the kids out of their rooms after 9:30, they do weird things like scratch the walls and act weirdly animal like, like Regan in the first part of the Exorcist when she acted funny but without any of the head turning or flipping around. And other crazy crap and their mom of course is irresponsible and doesn't give af.

I have theories on why the grandparents are crazy lol
They could take a boring route and have them be demon possessed, but this is Shamalon-a-ding-dong here. They could be aliens or like be possessed by body snatchers(moi idea). Their family could have money problems and the mom probably hired some assassins to pose as their grandparents and kill the kids to gain insurance(like in Hansel and Gretel, and also moi idea). Or my mom said that since their mom dropped them off at a train or something and had the grandparents pick them up, what if the people who picked them up aren't their grandparents but just psychopaths? Like right after they get them the real grandparents come and are like "wtf are they". What if they killed their real grandparents? Like that episode of Spongebob where Patrick's parents wern't his real parents and were dumb.

No spoilers in the comments please until after I update this journal with my official review, and it may have spoilers but I will put a warning when they come up